Two students are walking and conversing.
Student 1:”Omg!”
Student 2:”What?”
Student 1:”My test grade from last week is a 99 now instanced of a 89.”
Student 2:”Omg! Good job.”
Student 1:” I am like so happy. That test was so hard. Praise God almighty-“
Student 2:”Yeah praise him. He is-“
Student 1:”That other people failed.”
Student 2:”Wait what?!”

Jokes 1

These are some conversations jokes I have read or heard before some from online and in person.

  • Joke 1

Person 1: “Why was six afraid of seven?”
Person 2: “Why?”
Person 1: “Because seven was a registered six offender”
Person 2: “Bwahhaha! What?”

  • Joke 2

 “So two sheep walk into a bar. The bartender asked them their order. “What are you having?” He says and the first sheep says “Maaaaa!” The second sheep turns and says to the first sheep. “We are in America! We say Baaaa! Not Maaa! What are you a Canadian?”

  • Joke 3

So two fish were placed in a fish tank and one of the fish starts to scream and splash. “Help! Help!” So the second fish turns to the first fish and asked. “What? What is the problem?” The second paused and answered. “Am drowning!” The second fish stared, opened his mouth and said. “You are a fish. You can swim.” And the first fish said. “I know but I was hoping the humans didn’t know that.”

Welcome Week

You know the best part about going back to school? Especially going  back to university? Welcome Week! The week I have dubbed on my calendar as free stuff week because that is exactly what happens at my university. We get free stuff from clubs, departments and staffs for like a week. For a week if you go to my university-I do not know about your university- free stuff. Of course most of those free stuffs are like snacks and very cheap items but nonetheless it is free. And beside it is the thought count I supposed. The thought to bribe us into thinking we are special. So for a week we are treated like royal, given free items and food then the rug is pulled from under us and we are made to paid for things in the bookstore that are way cheaper somewhere else. But nonetheless free stuff week! And this year was just as wonderful as last year if my memories serve me right.

  • This is my bounty from the second day. The first day I missed the times the when the tables where out 

  •  More pictures

I think my university is secretly trying to make us all fat or something because seriously there were a whole lot of junk food being given out. Am not complying. I like junk food sometimes. Too much though and I starts to feel sick.   

The Poet Escape Review

So the “Poet Escape” by the author and blogger Saccheen Laign is a book about…you guessed it! Poems! And today I will be doing a review of her work. I will be giving my honest opinion on the good, the bad and the ugly of this book. In other words what I thought the author did well and what I believe she can improve in. So let’s get started.

The Bad
So am going to start this of with the bad or what I believes she could do to make her book better for me as a reader.

  • Pictures- I do not know how to say this but I am a visual person. Which means I like pictures, especially for a book about poems. It just not the same without pictures when reading a poem book. My suggestions would be for her to partner up with a painter or an artist who can draw to paint or draw at images for her book. It could add a lot of value to it of that am sure. Take for example “Dark Emperor and other poems of the night” by Joyce Sidman and Rick Allen. The best part of that book when I first read it with my classmates and friends was trying to figure out what the poem was really saying with the pictures as well. It give me pause and allowed me to think and ponder. Which brings me to the next thing.
  • Theme- I am sorry but I really had no clue what the theme of this book was. For instance I know the theme in “Dark Emperor and…” was about the night. Said so in the title and was repeated throughout the book. Which was great. So I wished the was a underline theme tying each poem to the other in some sort of a way in this book. Which brings me to the next thing.
  • Simple- The book was too simple, didn’t allowed me to think about and ponder what was going on. It told me what was going on and not allowed me that extra doubt and mystery. Like is this what it means or…?
  • Price- It is not being sold for cheap. When I last looked it was being sold at $25 a book. Which is way too expensive. Other books of it’s kind is being sold for 14 or 13 dollars and less. Yeah I got beef with anything that cost too much not going to lie.
The Good
So now am going to leave things on a positive not. I am going to talk about the good.
  • Some of the poems- Though I did not really see an underline theme tying each poem together, I however did see and read some potentials poems which if recrafted and placed in a boo with others like it could be brilliant 
Overall I give the book a 3 out of 5. It has potentials just needs to be work on a bit. That’s all. I hope this wasn’t too mean. It’s just my honest view on the matter.

First Day of School Look Ideas

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So, I like many others will be returning back to school on Monday. So I have decided to make a post about potentials outfits. Hope this helps in deciding what to wear back -if you are a student. Let’s get started.

* For Girls *
So for the girl’s list I will be starting of with something simple. Everyone knows simple is best at times and in this case i agree. So what is this outfit…? Well… jeans and t-shirt or blouse. Not just any jeans mind you but a…skinny jean. Yep that’s right …. skinny jean. These babies will never go out of style and you can wear them  all kinds of colors. Also the chances of you getting into trouble for them are slim to none. They are consider pants not leggings which is up to dress code. Take a look below at how this great jeans can be pair off. 
  • Jeans, shirt and flats
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  • Jeans, heels and blouse
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  •  Jeans, sandals and shirt or blouse. This one will most likely on be wore by college girls because of the open toe. 
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  • Jeans, boot, and blouse
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Of course if you do not want to go the long pants or jeans route you can always try the next outfit pair off. 
  • Sandal, skirt and blouse
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  • Skirt, blouse and heels
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  • Skirt, flats and t-shirt
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  • Boot, skirt and blouse
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Which brings us to our last outfits combo.
  • Flats and a dress
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  • Heels and a dress
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  • Dress and sandals
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  • Dress and boots
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Of course you exchange which every outfit combo with something else sure as just wearing sneakers with your outfit instanced of boots or heels or flats.